9 things about Madrid that will inevitably annoy you if you’re British

I’ve now been here two months and although I am loving life and it’s flown by, but there are some things will inevitably annoy you living here.

1. PDA overloads

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This seems especially common when you’re trying to make your way through crowds on Gran Vía.

2. The lack of multiculturalism

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And people regularly asking me if I’m Russian…

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3. Spicy food does not exist!

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This was proved by my Spanish flatmate screaming “¡Qué pica! ¡Pica!” after tasting my stir fry.

4. Paying 15 euros to enter a club

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Jesters has never seemed so appealing.

5. Student unions that don’t do much else except strike

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Long gone are the days of Freshers’ Fairs, an endless list of societies to join and support for enrolling.

6. If it’s your birthday, you’re expected to buy the drinks!

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The tradition isn’t quite the same as the UK; if it’s your birthday, it’s down to you to buy the round or pay for everyone’s dinner. Not quite as exciting.

7. “Mañana, mañana”

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Need paperwork sorted? Allow a few extra days.

8. Staring on the metro

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People have no shame and will stare. You are no longer in London when nobody dares to look.

9. Catcalling

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You could leave your flat in your pajamas with last night’s make-up and still be winked at/called ‘guapa’/pestered with ‘CHICA’.

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